Food Porn Post

Dresses are boring. Let's look at food.


Santa hat brownies


Oreo Cheesecake


FUCK YEAH sorry I mean Charmander cake.

Going to make it. Apparently regular cake icing isn't the best for cheesecake - which I'm planning to make the design on - so I'll try strawberry preserve or jam for the orange/red and perhaps mango or orange jam for the yellow. I'll have to mix the jam with water (possibly syrup??) to make it more manageable and thin. As for the green of the eyes though... ugh... dyed whipped cream?? I'm not sure where to even begin with that. Cornstarch fruit glaze? Flavoured sour cream? I think I'm better off asking someone in person. I don't even know what to start with for the black outline. Maybe regular icing is alright for that tiny amount?

Not to mention that I'll have to find an ungarnished and not decorated cheesecake to start with. I've never made one and I don't want to spend all day finding out that oh hey, I suck at making cheesecake, and I haven't even started decorating the charmander yet. Sorry, but I don't live in my kitchen. I am a terrible housewife.